Friday, October 24, 2008

Strange and Funny Signs

  • Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

  • On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip.
    Call your plumber."

  • On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

  • On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

  • At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

  • On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

  • At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.
    We just want your 'tows'."

  • On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

  • In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

  • On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

  • At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

  • On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

  • In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

  • On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

  • At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

  • Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

  • In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
    Sit! Stay!"

  • At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

  • At the Electric Company: "We would be 'delighted' if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

  • In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

  • At a Propane Filling Station "Tank heaven for little 'grills'."

  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."


Emily Ann Benedict said...

Hi Candi,
I finally found you! It's taken forever to figure out how to learn everything...partly because I was determined to do it without Alex's help. ;)
Your blog is so cute, btw. I love all of your pictures.
See you soon,

Candi The Clown said...

Hi Emily,
I must say, my stuff is not nearly as good as yours.(lol) Glad you like my sight, come back often.