Friday, October 24, 2008

Strange and Funny Signs

  • Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

  • On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip.
    Call your plumber."

  • On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

  • On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

  • At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

  • On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

  • At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.
    We just want your 'tows'."

  • On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

  • In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

  • On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

  • At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

  • On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

  • In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

  • On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

  • At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

  • Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

  • In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
    Sit! Stay!"

  • At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

  • At the Electric Company: "We would be 'delighted' if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

  • In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

  • At a Propane Filling Station "Tank heaven for little 'grills'."

  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Ok, this is the funniest clip of the week. (notice my hair on the rough spots)lol My sister had really spent some time on it that morning, it look nice until the tube.LOL

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008


I love God's sense of humor, too.

Monday, October 6, 2008

They got me on a tube!!!

We went boating,

tubing Saturday, I told them

I wouldn't get on the tube,

but I tried it and enjoyed the

SECOND ride lol. (My sister laughed

at me the WHOLE time).She said riding

with me was better than the ride it's

Saturday, October 4, 2008


Hallelujah!!! Heidi is Home. Thank you Jesus!!! You are so awesome!!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Ohio Pics!

I'm on vacation!!

Hello everyone!!
I'm at my dad's in Ohio. I haven't been this relaxed in a long time. There is no schedule and I love it! I will be back with more later. Goodbye for now.