I wanted to let everyone know, I received a call tonight saying that Mark got the Holy Ghost at winter camp. Thank You Lord for answering our Prayer. We love You and are so unworthy!(oh and Mark, we are so happy for you, Love Ya!)
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Posted by Candi The Clown at 11:42 PM
Thursday, February 26, 2009
I got a sneak peek at the new dollar &
thought I'd share it with you.
Posted by Candi The Clown at 7:56 PM
Posted by Candi The Clown at 7:50 PM
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
mentioned tonight. I"ll share it with ya now:
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Posted by Candi The Clown at 10:55 PM
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
My Aunt Karen sends the best e-mails! to funny
As a young minister in Tennessee , I was asked by a funeral director
To hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or
Friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the
Country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.
I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became
Lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I
Finally arrived an hour late.
I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere
In sight. The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the
Workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave.
There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I
Would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the
Proper thing to do.
The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I
Began to pour out my heart and soul. As I preached about 'looking
Forward to a brighter tomorrow and the glory that is to come,'
The workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!'
The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I preached and I
Preached like I had never preached before, all the way from Genesis to
I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men,
And walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my
Coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seen nothin'
Like that before, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!'
Posted by Candi The Clown at 11:07 PM
Saturday, February 14, 2009
INCLUDING MY FUTURE HUSBAND WHO
IS OBVIOUSLY A MIA OR POW!
(HOPE YOU BREAK FREE SOON)LOL
Posted by Candi The Clown at 9:35 AM
Friday, February 13, 2009
Dad,I know it
is in the evening,
sorry Ididn't post
been a crazy day.
I know I talked
to you earlier just
wanted you to
know, I thought
about you (in the
I love you!
Posted by Candi The Clown at 8:12 PM
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Posted by Candi The Clown at 4:39 PM
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Posted by Candi The Clown at 8:47 PM
Monday, February 9, 2009
I got this as part of an e-mail today, and thought I'd share it.(food for thought)lol
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Posted by Candi The Clown at 10:52 PM
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Thank You, friends
Who've walked with me
And helped me face the storm
I've felt every prayer prayed for strength
And that's why I am here
Lord, show me someone
whose storm will soon arrive
And let me walk with them
And pray them through their storm
Posted by Candi The Clown at 10:09 PM