Several of these hit home lately

with that car that stopped me

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You

Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!

HANG UP AND DRIVE!

Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!

Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?

*This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me* (fan mail the cop gave me)lol

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

*Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway* ( This one just relates).lol

Honk If Anything Falls Off

I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Drive defensively - buy a tank.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you! (Me, from now on!) lol

On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

If you can read this, you are in phaser range.

Get in - buckle up - pipe down - and hold on!

*Support your State Troopers-Drive really fast.*(The car with the pretty lights on top) lol