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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Bumper Sticker fun

Several of these hit home lately

with that car that stopped me

that had the pretty lights on top.lol

Bumper Stickers

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You

Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!

HANG UP AND DRIVE!

Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!

Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?

*This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me* (fan mail the cop gave me)lol

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

*Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway* ( This one just relates).lol

Honk If Anything Falls Off

I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Drive defensively - buy a tank.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you! (Me, from now on!) lol

On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

If you can read this, you are in phaser range.

Get in - buckle up - pipe down - and hold on!

*Support your State Troopers-Drive really fast.*(The car with the pretty lights on top) lol



2 comments:

Misti Wiley said...

THESE ARE HILARIOUS!

Candi The Clown said...

Aren't they, they kind of fit with that "fan mail" coming due soon.lol